Episode 59

Vegemite is Right

The boys have been playing far too much Warzone as this week’s episode is packed full of musty Call of Duty references. This week’s episode begins with a risque chat about a certain cheese brand that shall not be named, as Sen and Rohit open themselves up for cancellation.

We also talk about the sheer commercialisation of coronavirus where Rohit admits he almost spent $150 on a metal ball. We also get yet another, and almost weekly, rant from Kushagra - this week about useless subjects in high school.

This week we also bring back the classic segment “Would You Rather.” No game of “Would You Rather” is complete without at least one penis question and ours is no different as we analyse the nuances of having a massive dong.

The segment proves to be a rollercoaster of emotions as this podcast proves to be the only one in the world that can go from contemplating child molesters to suddenly becoming very introspective about reliving cherished memories or taking a glimpse into the future.

Finally we end this week with a new segment, “Rip On or Rip Off,” which is really just an excuse for Rohit to complain about how expensive Korean BBQ is and is thus a Rip Off. Rohit passionately, and almost certainly offensively, explains his hatred of Korean BBQ, before we explore other concepts that we deem to be Rip Offs including paintball.

Also this week: Coon compilation, Jesus indoctrination, penis analogies and Rambo.

Segments this week:

The Logue: Tired of reaching around each other (at least on the podcast), the boys have instead decided to reach around the week’s news stories, events and viral trends.

Would You Rather: The boys are presented with hypothetical questions and have to choose which option they’d rather.

Rip On or Rip Off: A segment where 4 cheapskates decide if certain ideas are a scam or not



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Critical Banter

Established by 4 high-school friends in 2018, Critical Banter was formed through a shared love of comedy, entertainment and gaming. The launch of the podcast in 2019 was, at first, to validate their humour beyond their family and friends.

Now, The Critical Banter Podcast is a fast-growing comedy podcast that emulates the feel of late-night shows and engages heavily with their listeners to create relatable content - including story-telling, games and Q&As.